May 2012
22 posts
“Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally...”
– Timothy Leary (via jarrodis)
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so today some lady comes through the drive through at my work
and orders a sixteen ounce breve with SIX shots and eight splenda.
the she’s all “hey look at my bird”
and she has a fucking macaw in the back seat.
i shit you not.
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me during grey's anatomy tonight
seriously shonda rhimes why won’t you just let me sleep at night…
When I come home after hours without being on the...
sodamnrelatable:
April 2012
60 posts
You need me - I don't need you.
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no one to let you down.
Seriously questioning the current status of my life tonight, as well as the direction I am taking it. I’ve been thinking a lot about the last few years lately. Dreaming about people who have long since left my life for the better. It’s bittersweet though. Seems like I shouldn’t be so nostalgic for such a fucked up period of my life. I guess I just haven’t really...
worst day…don’t know if i should throw a party because its over or hang myself to eliminate the chance of ever being this grumpy again.
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
got my hair cut...
what i said: i want long wispy bangs that i can push to the side if i want
what she heard: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JOHN LENNON IN 1964!
